The Christmas Virtues and Conservative Christmas Quotables

Your guide to finding beauty in the minefield of family Christmas! 


The Christmas Virtues

 From the all-star cast that brought you The Seven Deadly Virtues and The Dadly Virtues comes the ultimate Christmas survival guide: The Christmas Virtues.

The Christmas season is a minefield of terrors: The family get-togethers with weird uncles, the sloppy office parties, the annoying 10-page Look-at-Us holiday letters—and we haven’t even mentioned the Black Friday mobs and that wretched Alvin and the Chipmunks song that plays every 90 minutes on Pandora, whether you like it or not. Rum-pah-pah-pum.

And don’t forget the PC police lurking around every corner looking to beat the last bits of joy and comradery out of our society. Merry Christmas? Really?

But it doesn’t have to be this way. ‘Tis the season to recapture the wonder of Christmas, in our hearts and in our homes and even out in the public square. The Christmas Virtues is a humorous companion for, and guide to, navigating the trials and tribulations of the holiday season. It’s a reminder of how we can embrace the joy, hope, and love of Christmas—of the real Christmas.

And a call for us to stand up for Christmas because America needs it now, more than ever.


Conservative Christmas Quotables

This 96-page book is a collection of conservative wit and humor. Conservative Christmas Quotables captures the best of The Christmas Virtues and delivers it in a pint-sized package. You’ll be sure to laugh along with the snark of P. J. O’ Rourke, Christopher Buckley, Jonah Goldberg, and others as they dish out the best bits of the holiday season.

Order now and receive the pair now for just $15. Additional copies may be purchased at a discounted price.






How to order:

  1. Click on the IMAGES located at the top of this page. You will need to add each title separately. For your convenience, the by clinking on the images will take you directly to shopping cart(Please note that the sales special applies to the paperback edition of The Christmas Virtues.) 
  2. . There is no limit to the number of copies you may purchase; however, you must purchase at least one copy of each book to receive the discount.
  3. Click on the UPDATE button once you are finished shopping.
  4. Change the promo code (lower right hand corner) from PRESS20OFF to XMAS15.
  5. Click on CHECKOUT”.
  6. Enter your e-mail address so that we may send you an order confirmation.
  7. Enter your billing address. Please note that your billing and shipping address is sthe same by default. To change this by click off the checkmark located at the bottom of the page.
  8. Enter your credit card information on our secure site. We do not store credit card information! 

    This special is only valid on orders placed through our secure shopping cart! Offer expires January 31, 2016

    Questions? Contact a member of our staff at 484-531-8380 or e-mail